1. It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting.
3. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment it's aired.
7. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital displays so you know exactly when they are going to explode.
14. On a police stake-out, the action will only ever take place when food is being consumed and scalding hot coffees are perched precariously on the dashboard . . .
17. If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.
18. If a microphone is turned on it will immediately feedback.
24. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. Nobody will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building undetected.
30. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in you room will still be visible, just slightly bluish.
33. All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach to armpit level on a woman but only up to the waist of the man lying beside her.
35. During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
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